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Twoson - Go Eskimo

Twoson - Go Eskimo

Twoson is the third song from the Earthbound E.P by Go:Eskimo.

BackgroundEdit

Twoson is the second town to appear Earthbound.

Ness is allowed here after he has defeated Captain Strong.

When he discovers that Paula has been kidnapped, he defeats Everdred in order to find her.

When Everdred is defeated, he tells Ness that she is being held at Happy Happy Village.

Character VoicesEdit

  • Towns Folk
  • Mr.T Guy
  • Bike Store Guy
  • Ness
  • Paulas Dad
  • Mach Pizza Lady
  • Ghosts
  • Everdred

LyricsEdit

Towns Folk:

Welcome to two town

Won't you stick around?

Bike Store Guy:

Take a free bike kid'!

Ness:

Woah thanks!

Bike Store Guy:

Just dont, ya lose it'!

Towns Folk:

Welcome to two town

Won't you stick around?

Mr.T Guy:

I look a like Mr.T 

Just don't tell anybody

Or They'll sue…

Paula's Dad:

To see or not to see?

Paula won't see just anybody

So are you from the TV? No?

Oh, you must be Ness

Wait there…

Paulas not here, come back later?

Ness:

I'll meet...

Poor investments; fruit inventors

Cranky Lady, Party Man

Retro hippie; I disagree

Unassuming local guy

Anyone would think I was the public enemy

They don't see that I always come peacefully

Mach Pizza Lady:

Welcome to Mach Pizza why don't you give us a call?

Ness:

Can't I just order in here?

Mach Pizza Lady:

Only delivery fool!

Ness:

Alright, I'll go through the tunnel

Shit there's ghosts in here! 

Ghosts:

WOO!

Ness:

I can't get out this way; so onto the park for some...

Everdred:

HEY!

What are you doing he-he-here?

Ho-ho-hoe?

We'll catch up later now let's time lock horns

Ness:

You're a grown-ass man, I'm thirteen years old...

Everdred:

Who cares about age? Or Numbers? Or Sequencey?

''Ness:

Shut the fuck up, get the fuck off my frequency 

Everdred:

what a big mouth, for such a small kid

Ness:

My baseball bat your face, my indignation your lip

Everdred:

I'll teach you a lesson you won't soon forget

Ness:

This battle is over, never posed a threat to me

Everdred:

Yes, I'm Everdred, boss of burgling park

And when I jumped off the roof I broke my ankle, It wasn't so smart

I guess I lost and nothing gonna change that

I hear you're looking for Paula; I know where she went

A chubby boy and a man in blue took paula away

They headed for a town not far from peaceful rest valley

See you around kid and good luck on your quest

Be sure to come back now! DON'T you forget!

Ness:

I'll make DAMN sure!

That EVERYTHING is alright..

No need to lose any sleep tonight

Towns Folk:

Goodbye!

Not yet!

Sorry!

Fuck...

My bad..

Goodbye!

To two town!

TriviaEdit